BY NOW, EVERYONE HAS HEARD OF MONSTOKAT, THE LATEST BEING SIGHTED IN AND AROUND THE GREAT NORTHWEST. THIS IS A RARE PHOTO OF MONSTOKAT. PRESENTLY, NEGOTIATION ARE IN THE PROCESS WITH ONE OF THE ENTERTAINMENT CORPORATIONS, SO THERE IS ONLY A LIMITED AMOUNT OF INFORMATION THAT CAN BE RELEASED. ONE THING IS CERTAIN, HOWEVER, AND THAT IS THAT THIS IS "NO JOKE OR PRANK." PLEASE RETURN TO KEEP ADVISED ON THE PROGRESS OF BOTH THE DOCUMENTARY AND POSSIBLY, UNFORTUNATELY, WHAT MIGHT BE TURNING INTO SOMEWHAT OF A HORROR TALE IF THE RECENT CAMPERS ARE TELLING THE TRUTH. FORTUNATELY, NO HARM HAS COME TO ANYONE; AND NO HARM HAS COME TO MONSTOKAT. LET US BELIEVE THAT ALL WILL REMAIN CALM DURING THIS TIME OF UNCERTAINTY. PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE MONSTOKAT. HARMING MONSTOKAT IN ANY WAY IS AGAINST THE LAW OF ALL THE TERRITORIES AND PROVIDENCES. ACCORDING TO ANIMAL BEHAVIOR AUTHORITIES, THE BEST ACTION TO TAKE IF ONE COMES INTO CLOSE CONTACT WITH MONSTOKAT IS TO REMAIN CALM. SUDDEN MOVEMENT COULD DISTURB THE BEING'S TRAIN OF THOUGHT. ONE IS ADVISED TO CARRY A BIT OF SOME TYPE OF CAT TREAT IF ONE VENTURES INTO MONSTOKAT'S DOMAIN. (TUNA AND/OR SALMON TREATS HAVE, ACCORDING TO ANATOLY MARKHAT, BEEN USED IN NOCTURNAL ENCOUNTERS AND SEEMED TO CALM THE CREATURE. PLEASE RETURN FOR MORE INFORMATION AS IT IS FILTERED THROUGH THE AGENCIES. EARL R. STONEBRIDGE.
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A GRAVE SITUATION
"This is the beginning of a very long short story and hopefully, the end will be a long way off. This is not a short story I am anxious to end. Life is much too great." Robert L. Huffstutter
About Me
- HUFFSTUTTER'S PHOTO ESSAYS
- My dad's dad, my grandfather, was nine years old when President Lincoln died from an assassin's bullet. Most people think I am speaking of my GREAT GRANDFATHER. NO, I am referring to my dad's father, my paternal Grandfather, Robert Levi Huffstutter, born in 1856. What does this information have to do with my profile? It might help the reader understand that I have a sense of being much older than I am in that only one generation seperates me from President Lincoln. This causes me to respond differently to society and many current events. In many respects, this is to my benefit, in other respects it dates my mindset. Perhaps this is the reason I value the moral standards and idealogies of older Americans, the men who were the soldiers and sailors I saw when I was a small boy,the men and women who fought a war for freedom without any doubts posted by a media with a questionable lack of national unity and purpose.
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